That’s why …

… I’d break a butterfly on a wheel … I was coming out of the office, and found my car this way:

 

Up close
Up close
Birdie view
Birdie view
Well happy me, I had some sort of cleanup detail for 20:00 local time (as in get all that birdie poooo of my damn roof!), and surprisingly once I was finished cleaning all the shit up, it started raining. Now, I’m never, *ever* gonna park below that dove/whateverdamndevilbirdyouare housing tree no more!